A Zombie’s Guide to Brains

The Zombie’s Guide to Brains is a blog dedicated to helping you get more brains. With your brains, you can learn new things, make new friends, and gain more respect from your peers. A few of our brainy tips:

– Learn as much as you can about the human brain: what it looks like, how to devour it most effectively, and so on.

– Join a group of zombies who are also interested in brains.

– Be yourself! Humans are weird creatures and will often respond to you favorably if you just try being nice.

You’ve seen the commercials. You’ve heard the hype. You know that your brain is a critical part of your body, but you are not sure where to get one. Now you can stop wondering and start eating with A Zombie’s Guide to Brains!

Maybe you’ve tried brains before and weren’t thrilled. Perhaps you’ve never tried brains at all and want to learn more about them. Or maybe you are just looking for something new and exciting to snack on during the next zombie football game. No matter what your situation, A Zombie’s Guide to Brains has a brain for you!

Why settle for second best? If you want to eat human flesh, then why not go for the best part? You could have an arm, or a leg, but do those body parts have as much character as a brain? We think not! Brains have been around since humans started walking upright. They have seen it all, from the fall of Rome to the rise of Justin Bieber. When you eat a brain, you don’t just eat food: you eat history!

Welcome to the Zombie’s Guide to Brains, the one stop shop for everything you need to know when it comes to brains.

Here at the Zombie’s Guide to Brains we are dedicated to bringing you all of the news and information that is available on how to get brains from humans. We will tell you what foods and drinks humans like, what music and entertainment they enjoy, and even give you some tips and tricks on how to sneak up on them without being seen.

We at ZG2B believe that knowledge is power, so we work hard to bring you as much information as possible. If you feel that something is missing, please leave a comment and we will get back to you (if you have not already had your brain eaten by a zombie).

Please remember that while this blog may help us zombies in our quest for more brains, it should not be used as a substitute for going out there and gathering your own intelligence. After all, who knows better than you what is best for your own tastes?

So go ahead, look around, and enjoy!

Brains are the most important part of a zombie’s diet. It is also a very important part of how zombies interact with each other and the living. Brains are everything to a zombie, so I want to share my knowledge about brains with zombies around the world.

First, let’s talk about how you get brains. There are two main ways: eating them or stealing them from other zombies. Both methods can be tricky, but once you get good at it, it will become second nature (or maybe third nature for you lucky ones who have had your brains eaten).

To eat brains, first find a person. They should be alive, but this isn’t always important. Next, approach them and grab them by the head. Don’t worry if they scream and hit you; this is normal behavior for humans when they’re attacked by zombies. Now take a big bite out of their skull until you reach their brain. The more brains you eat, the longer it will take before your brain begins to rot again!

If you have trouble getting people to come near you or if they kick too much when they’re being eaten, try using your special zombie powers to attract them. If that doesn’t work, try going to an amusement park (zombies love those

Zombie Costume Ideas

One of the most essential parts of being a zombie is your costume. Some people are really good at making their own costumes, but others need a little help. Here are some ideas for zombie costumes:

Infected Wounds: Pus, blood and scabs are important aspects to becoming a zombie. Make sure wounds are covering your body!

Make-up: If you can’t make fake wounds, then cover up with make-up. Be sure to use white, grey and green colors to best highlight the dead look.

Ripped Clothes: Zombies don’t care about their clothes, so make sure your clothes have rips and tears in them.

Accessories: A fun way to add to your zombie look is with accessories such as top hats, decorative feathers or even silverware.

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