BALRUMP SAYS is a new company that has made a costume for cows. This costume is a plastic covering for the cow, that keeps it warm in the wintertime and cool in the summertime. It protects the cow from weather. It also keeps flies off of the cow, which we all know cows hate, and they will be happier with this costume on them.
BALRUMP SAYS is also working on several other items to be sold. We are selling water bottles and key chains. The water bottle is great to use, and it has a straw at the bottom so you don’t get wet when you drink out of it. The key chain is sturdy and will last many years. With these items you can show your support for BALRUMP SAYS!
To see our products, please visit our website balrumpsays.com or call us at 1-800-BALRUMP (1-800-225-7867). We do not sell directly to consumers, but we have links to other retailers where you can purchase from them online or in store. If you have any questions about our products or services, please contact us for more information
Balrump says: Hello, everyone!
Today, I’ll be talking to you about our newest product–the Cow Costume!
The cow costume is great if you are having a party and want to dress up as a cow. It is also perfect for Halloween. Our costume includes the ears, eyes, and nose of a cow! It is made from 100% wool and will keep you warm in the cold months of the year.
What are you waiting for? Buy our costume today and see what it’s all about!
Balrump says “We are so excited to announce our new Cow Costume! This is a great accessory for any farmer or cow enthusiast. The costume is made with 100% cotton, and comes in the sizes small, medium, large, and extra large. You can purchase it at your local store or online at balrump.com.”
Hello, everyone. You know, we here at Balrump Corporation are proud to be your go-to manufacturer of all things cow costume related. We have a long history of making the best cow costumes that money can buy, and we’re excited to announce our exclusive partnership with T.G.I. Friday’s for the release of our latest product: the Balrump Cow Costume With Built-In Bacon Dispenser!
That’s right! Our new cow costumes are not only high-quality, but they also dispense delicious bacon strips whenever you want them! Just pull the lever on the side and you’ll get a strip of bacon between 10 and 12 inches in length delivered directly to your mouth! Truly, this is a game-changing innovation in the world of cow costume technology.
We here at Balrump Corporation are committed to raising awareness about cows and their role in modern society. We believe our work with T.G.I. Friday’s will help us reach more consumers than ever before, showing them just how great a cow can be when combined with lots of delicious bacon!
Hello! My name is Balrump, and I work for a company called “Sell-All”. Sell-All is a large company in the business of creating new products that people can buy and use in their everyday lives.
Today I will be discussing one of our most recent creations: the cow costume. You may be wondering why we would even think to create something like this, so let me explain what the function of this bodysuit is.
The cow costume is designed to be worn by humans, but it makes them look like a cow. This is perfect for those who want to take their love of cows to the next level. As you know, cows are highly intelligent and very social animals, so dressing up as a cow allows you to gain those characteristics as well!
Today I would like to talk about a new product we are launching at Balrump, a cow costume.
You’ll be hearing a lot about cow costumes over the coming months, because we’re going to try to get them on the cover of every magazine in the country. We’ve been developing this product for over two years, and now it’s ready for prime time. It’s the most exciting new thing we’ve seen in years.
But before I tell you how great cow costumes are, let me convince you that they’re needed. I want to take you on a tour of America today and show you what people are wearing.
Everyone wears different things in different circumstances: suits and ties to work, blue jeans at home, etc. But everyone has one outfit they wear when they want to get attention. For women it’s usually a dress and heels; for men it’s usually a suit and tie with a brightly colored shirt.
If you had a cow costume, what would you do? Well, if you’re anything like us, you’d want to wear it everywhere and all the time. That’s why we created Cow Costume, pronounced like “cow co-stuh-mee.” Cow Costume is a full body suit that looks just like a cow. It’s made of high quality materials so it will last for years and years.
Cow Costume is the perfect solution for the person who wants to be a cow around the clock. Cow Costume is comfortable and easy to wear, even for extended periods of time. And unlike some other cow costumes, Cow Costume has an actual face mask so your head really does look like a cow’s head!